• Flash Friends Trading Cards - Set 2
    A box of trading cards that are called Flash Friends Set 2.  The box is cream colored with artwork of skulls, a snake and the grim reaper.  The box is on a wood table and the background is blurred.
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  • Quit Your Day Job t-shirt
    Flaming cop car on natural short-sleeve t-shirt that reads Quit Your Day Job designed by Crocodile Jackson.
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  • Feel Something t-shirt
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  • Peace at Last t-shirt
    An off white short sleeve t-shirt with a cartoon skeleton in a blue cloak and sickle above it's head.  in the body of the skeleton it reads Choose Your Last Words in puffy gold font.  Below that title are various options to choose from.
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  • Break Stuff t-shirt
    A white long sleeve t-shirt with a cartoon blue gorilla punching a black plane.  Behind the gorilla is the ejected pilot.  On the right sleeve it reads Break Stuff in blue font with a black broken plane above it and a parachuting pilot below it.  On the left sleeve is a blue gorilla climbing a high rise building and it reads Break Stuff too.
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  • Learn to Rest t-shirt
    Black short sleeve t-shirt with 6 cartoon flowers with white petals and smiling faces. Below the flowers is a skeleton laying down in pink dirt and roots growing out of the bottom.
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  • Fight God t-shirt
    A black short sleeve t-shirt with 7 cartoon boxing figures printed on the front. One opponent is in red gloves and trunks and the other is in blue gloves and trunks. The blue trunks guy has a halo over his head and he has a long blond beard. Above the graphic it reads I'm Ready to Fight God.
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  • This Place Sucks t-shirt
    A white short sleeve t-shirt with a cartoon figure peeking over a crack in a cracked wall.  It has big googly eyes and is wearing a pink hat with gold spikes, behind it is blue sky.  Above the figure it reads This Place Sucks in black font in a white cloud.
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  • I Don't Use Drugs t-shirt
    An off white short sleeve t-shirt with an angry purple cartoon gorilla with clinched fists and fangs..  It reads I Don't in blue font then Use Drugs in gold font.  In tiny font at the bottom it reads Unless Everyone Else Is.
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  • Get Out of Bed sweatshirt
    A cream colored sweatshirt with a cartoon bust of a guy in a Dalmatian dog costume.  He has a lit cigarette in his mouth and a spiked red dog collar on.  Above it reads GET OUT OF BED in red font and below it reads And Do The Bare Minimum.
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  • On Some BS t-shirt
    A short sleeve natural colored t-shirt with a chest print of a cartoon girl in a red bikini standing on a red convertible that is driving itself. The car has gold flames above the front tires and smoke coming off the back wheels. The girl is holding a yellow flag with a smiley face on it. Above her reads I'm On Some Bull Shit with red outline flames on top.
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  • Sh*t Show t-shirt
    A black short sleeve t-shirt that reads Welcome to the Shit Show. The last 2 words are in a large font in rainbow colors of light blue, white and pink. Below the words is a cowgirl with blue hair in a white bathing suit and white boots. She is holding a blue lasso and have a holster with a pistol.
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  • Crap t-shirt
    A cream colored short sleeve tee with the word
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  • Have Fun knitted sweater
    A light blue knitted sweater that reads
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  • Born to Raise Hell t-shirt
    A black short sleeve t-shirt with Born to Raise Hell printed in a pink puffy font. There are 3 characters in a mid run pose below the wording. The first character is a pink devil with a black cape and thong. The 2nd character is a thief w/a black polka dot bandana, black eye mask, black/white striped long sleeve shirt, black pants and high top black sneakers. The 3rd character is a skeleton with a black robe, white socks and pink/white checkered sneakers.
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  • Not Cool t-shirt
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  • No Idea t-shirt
    Black long sleeve t-shirt with a bust of a skull in a red cloak and cowboy hat. The skull has 4 sweat drops on it's forehead and 2 gold teeth and is holding a red smoking gun in it's right hand. There is a large eye ball with veins connected to it at the bottom. The top reads I Have No Idea What's Going On and Have No Interest in Ever Finding Out.
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  • Done t-shirt
    A cartoon butterfly is in the center and it is wearing white gloves and red tennis shoes. It's wings are gold, blue and pink. Above the butterfly it reads Watch Out in alternating colors of pink, gold & blue. At the bottom it reads I'm Done Fuckin' Around also in the same alternating colors.
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  • Cowboy Killer t-shirt
    A black short sleeve t-shirt with the word Cowboy at the top and Killer at the bottom in a spikey font.  Between the words is a cartoon skeleton in blue cowboy attire and pink boots.
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  • Suck a Fart risograph print
    A print with 7 white daisies on tall green stems. Each flower has a word in the yellow center in red font that reads Suck a Fart Out of My Ass. The background it a light mint green.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH

I'm so fortunate to be able to make art for a living and I couldn't do it without you. Thank you for the support. I love y'all!

- Croc <3